The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over...
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- Format: Paperback
- Copyright: 05/10/2016
- Publisher: Ulysses Press
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As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:
• A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.
• After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.
• Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.
• Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.
• A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, We don’t serve minors.”