Like your office's fed-up printer, The Little Book of Office Bollocks is filled with enough fun and lively banter to boost your Monday-thru Friday fun for the next few years. This super pocket-sized collection of fun and activities is designed to banish open-plan office boredom and is crammed with hilarious pranks and jokes. Includes advice on how to pull a sickie, ways to annoy your boss (without getting fired) and how to create works of art using office stationery. Introduction • The World's Best Office Pranks • How to Waste Time at Work Effectively • Things to Doodle • Clock-watching Activities • Staff and Colleague Q&As • Pointless  Meetings • Spreadsheets • Office "Chat" • Personality Tests • Lunchtime • Job Specs • Top Ten: Excuses • Making Tea for Hours • Dealing with Stress • How to Pull a Sickie •Pros and Cons • Corporate Power Charts • Office Etiquette • Sales Calls Madness • Breaking Office Rules • Staff Parties and Christmas Party • History of the Working Week • "Inspirational" Quotes to Get You Through the Day • Famous Office Scenes from Movies • Office Jokes • Office Jargon • Office Olympics • Dressing to Impress • Office Factsand Stats (that will horrify you) • Office Top Trumps • Stereotypes • Office Dating Tips • Office Anti-Work Playlists • Stupid Emails and Memos • and much more!