A very real, not-at-all made-up guide to the stars. This half journal/half guide book is filled with countless scientific reasons that you can’t be held responsible for screwing up whatever you just screwed up. It’s your zodiac’s fault. Consider this a zodiac book for the real world–because sometimes the stars just don’t align. Honestly though, that’s probably good because the sky would look super weird if they did. Includes 304 pages of useful information like compatibility charts, horoscopes, and other celestial-based excuses.

Features places to journal about the ways that the stars have made your friends & family impossible to deal with.
Book measures 4.3” by 5.875” by 0.8” (109mm x 149mm x 20mm)