Wait. Before I read this book, I have to floss my teeth and wash behind my ears and feed my fish. Wait. Before I read this book, I have to sip some water and scratch the tip of my nose and clean under my bed. The little boy in I Will Not Read This Book! has a lotof excuses, because if there is one thing he doesn't want to do, it's read this book. And you know what? You. Can't. Make. Him. Cece Meng, author of Tough Chicksand The Wonderful Thing about Hiccups,delivers once again with a pitch perfect reluctant reader who is finally convinced to read the book if--and only if--someone he loves will read it with him. Illustrated with wit and whimsy by Joy Ang.