We've got rolling green fields filled with pylons delivering fresh electricity to our front doors, ancient woodlands ideal for dogging and dumping old fridges, service stations as far as the eye can see, and millions of citizens quite happy being miserable. Hell, there's even a Greggs on every high street now. What more could Great Britain possibly want?

To celebrate Britain achieving peak greatness - and we ain't getting any better, let's be honest - the Internet's favourite meme account, @NoContextBrits, is here to help us navigate the weird world of modern Britain with Everything is Great, a banter-filled celebration of all that is awesome about Britain despite the nagging suspicion the nation is diving head first into a death spiral. Luckily, we've got the greatest cuisine, the greatest weather, the greatest drivers, the greatest police, the greatest criminals, the greatest pubs, the greatest language, and the greatest citizens in the world to help us keep calm and carry on. If we didn't, we'd be f***ed. This pocket-size guide to Britain is a memoir - or meme-oir, if you will - of all that is tasty and delicious about being British without being all crazy and jingoistic about it.