The man who got into a fight with a monkey and lost . . . the burglar who thought he was Santa Claus and got stuck in a chimney . . . the fortune teller who did not foresee one of her clients would kill her . . . the gangster who danced himself to death—all true reports from across the globe which reveal the most ridiculous ways you can meet your maker. These and hundreds of entertaining and fresh factual accounts are all here in Embarrassing Ways to Die. Awe-inspiring examples of stupidity and lack of common sense combine to give you the most incredible cautionary tales about undignified ways you can exit the stage of life.