A hilarious new companion novel to The Schwa Was Here It's Old Man Crawley's eightieth birthday, and nothing says celebration like a weeklong vacation on the biggest cruise ship in the world. But with the Bonano family along for the ride, it's anything but smooth sailing; where Antsy goes, trouble follows. Enter Tilde: a stowaway and thief whose self-made mission has led her directly to the ship, and to Antsy, in particular. Antsy suddenly finds himself in over his head--an accomplice to illegal activity, staring down the law, and facing sudden debarkation. What's a Brooklyn boy to do? Can he stay afloat in this hot water, or is Antsy in too deep?