Are you tired of all those coloring books claiming that they’ll bring you inner peace and calm? Do you twitch at the thought of yoga bodies, kale diets, and people who just have the whole thing under control? This book is your antidote. We don’t mind if you want to give the passive-aggressive coloring book to your dog to chew; feel free to use it to light the fire or prop up the table leg. If you feel really desperate you may even want to color it in . . . or scribble it out. The choice is yours.