Roger Ebert's ;criticism shows a nearly unequaled grasp of film history and technique, and formidable intellectual range. ;             New York Times Roger Ebert's I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movieand Your Movie Sucks, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, were best-sellers. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel. A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Lengthcollects more than 200 of his reviews since 2006 in which he gave movies two stars or fewer. Known for his fair-minded and well-written film reviews, Roger is at his razor-sharp humorous best when skewering bad movies. Consider this opener for the one-star Your Highness: ; Your Highnessis a juvenile excrescence that feels like the work of 11-year-old boys in love with dungeons, dragons, warrior women, pot, boobs, and four-letter words. That this is the work of David Gordon Green beggars the imagination. One of its heroes wears the penis of a minotaur on a string around his neck. I hate it when that happens. ; Or this stinger for the half-star The Last Airbender(Roger's comment: ;Let's hope it is. ;) ; The Last Airbenderis an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that somethingshould have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3-D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that. ; And finally, the inspiration for the title of this book, the one-star Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: ; Transformers: Revenge of the Fallenis a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a doglike robot humping the leg of the heroine. If you want to save yourself the ticket price go, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination. ; Movie buffs and humor lovers alike will relish this treasury of movies so bad that you may just want to see them for a good laugh!