Someone has put a giant pumpkin on top of the Town Hall flagpole. Pete and Bennet, best friends and the masterminds behind the mud-slinging Deep Doo-Doo Web site, are determined to find out who. Things get even weirder when the boys begin receiving mysterious poems via E-mail that don't seem to make any sense at all. Are these bizarre messages merely the ramblings of a bad poet with a lot of time on his hands, or could they be clues to a deep, dark secret that someone doesn't want them to find out?