Meet Will Carter, but feel free to call him Carter. (Yes, he knows it#x2019;s a lazy nickname, but he didn#x2019;t have much say in the matter.) Here are five things you should know about him: 1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly buttons. 2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every day#x2026;unless he gets distracted. 3. He#x2019;s a virgin, mostly because he#x2019;s no good at talking to girls (see number 1). 4. He#x2019;s about to start high school. 5. He#x2019;s totally not ready. Join Carter for his freshman year, where he#x2019;ll search for sex, love, and acceptance anywhere he can find it. In the process, he#x2019;ll almost kill a trombone player, face off with his greatest nemesis, suffer a lot of blood loss, narrowly escape death, run from the cops (not once, but twice), get caught up in a messy love triangle, meet his match in the form of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everyone, including himself.